Oh God, I thought… (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. Overview Edit. (Starting to cry.) [Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone.]. 5. Chandler: During this time, are you still my best man? In "The One With The Proposal," Richard makes his final appearance, telling Monica that he was still in love with her and was willing to marry her. In The One With Ross' Wedding, Monica and Chandler started their relationship.The couple went on to get engaged, then married, and adopt twins (Jack and Erica Bing).The relationship started when a man at Ross and Emily's rehearsal dinner thought Monica was Ross' mother. Rachel: I'll do it. We thought we'd see what the fuss is all about. Or fair would’ve been Chandler wanting to marry me now! You know, I keep thinking that something stupid will come up and I'll go all, well, Chandler. Talk to the captain! Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did. Hey look, I wanna switch to Rachel! The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding (Part 1). Come in! Do you know what you did? Nothing! (After he closes the door, Monica starts to follow him, but thinks better of it and stops.) (Rachel mixes them up in her hands, moves them all around, and puts her hands behind her back.). (Pause) And can I give you a piece of advice? Ross: Damn. Meanwhile, Joey lands a part in a prestigious film about World War 1. Meanwhile, Chandler is continuing his deception that he doesn't believe in marriage to make his proposal to Monica a surprise. Why don’t you put down your copy of ‘The Rules’ huh mantrap?! If you and I are both single by the time we’re 40, we get married. [Chandler laughs] TV Show Quotes. Ross: Hey, dude. Wait you guys! Chandler: "I'm Chandler, I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable." Ross [to Rachel] : It’s always been you, Rach. Chandler: Y’know Richard…you are a good guy. Ross: Wow, Monica. Monica: What the… Yes you’re too late! At least the people who spit on you are famous. Narrator: When the Cretaceous period ended, the dinosaurs were gone. (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst through the door.) Chandler: I can’t talk to you now, I gotta find Monica! Everything's fine. Hey y’know, I’m so sorry to hear about you and Elizabeth. [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters.]. Ross: No. Ross: What? Just a few: 1. Monica: Who wants it? Yeah, I really thought we’d be able to make it work, but uh, I guess it just wasn’t meant to be. Ross: He left that. No! ... Richard to Monica: "You're with Chandler, a guy I really like. Rachel: Well y’know, some people make deals with a friend, like if neither of them are married by the time they’re 40, they marry each other. You were a big help tonight. Phoebe: Oh no! House TV Show Quotes .. Chandler: He is more of a "if you've got it, flaunt it" kind of father. Jack Geller: Well, you guys talk about this place so much. We’re dying out here! your own Pins on Pinterest Are you honestly telling me that-that you may never want to get married? Chandler: Okay. (Hugs her) Shhhh. Monica: Did he say what kind of neckline he'll be wearing? Joey: Yes. Chandler: (examining the coffee table) Scotch on the rocks, with a twist, on a coaster? (Goes to make her drink.). your own Pins on Pinterest I love you, Monica." Just go and find Monica! Me too. Phoebe: What's up? This was just a plan, y’know? You picked Joey and Ross?! To the Bings. When the others come home from the charity event, they constantly ask to see Monica's hand, thinking Chandler proposed already. Chandler: Whoa! Your list? I love her. And now…here we are…with our future before us…and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Monica: Much better. Ross: Well, then we'll see you the day after tomorrow. Jennifer Aniston's most hilarious quotes from 'Friends' ... 'The Proposal' Her reaction to Monica and Chandler getting engaged: "I'm probably 98% happy and 2% jealous." Monica: (entering) Chandler is such an idiot! And you can buy that album from the CFSI, just click on the CDNow link.]. Joey: I'm off to fight the Nazis. I’m not scared of you! Judy Geller: You could kick anyone's ass you want to. That is what I'm here for. I mean look at pigs. The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding (Part 1) Aired May 17, 2001. Chandler: Okay! (He walks dejectedly into his apartment to find it lit with about a thousand candles and Monica standing in the living room. Not anymore! (Pause) Will you help me?! Whoa! Oh look, I-I… I’m sorry but umm, this-this-this-this is not going to happen. It seems the man can rarely catch a break. I mean, you just won an Oscar. I’m gonna go over there; I’m gonna kick his ass! Nothing? Monica: That other play? As to…fall in love with my best…my best… There’s a reason why girls don’t do this! I don’t want to end up an old maid! (They both switch. I love her. Phoebe. [Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs.]. Joey: This is for my boat, pretty cool huh? Ross: Phoebe, how could you do this to me?! Rachel: Well, of course. I don’t kn—Umm. "Tell Monica, I'm Sorry." I was gonna propose tonight. Jack Geller: So, are you his mother or father? your own Pins on Pinterest "Because I'm in love with Monica. Ross: Why? Rachel [to Ross] : You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. Rachel: (reading) Joey! And I know I probably shouldn’t even be here telling you this, I mean you’re with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say he’s straight I’ll believe you! The people at the other tables are staring at Chandler.). Monica: So that marriage stuff that you were saying yesterday, you don’t really believe that do you? I think I just cracked a rib, but I don't care because today is my wedding day. I can't believe this. Richard: I think I lost, three times. Monica: What is that? Charles: Yes. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. Monica: I'm so glad. Stop it. Maybe it's "Tell Monica I'm sorry I drank the last of the milk." It really was. He knows what its about! Monica: (laughs) That’s okay. Chandler: (to them) It’s okay, I got a plan. Ross. Anybody? Chandler: Do I still call you Ross? So if you'd all please join me in raising a glass to the couple we're here to celebrate. And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! Phoebe: Yeah absolutely! Y’know, I-I should be with a grown-up, do you know what I mean?! Don't worry. But nothing has. Phoebe: I don't want to talk about work. (Does so) I’m gonna go find her and (starts running for the door) I’m just going to propose! Both Joey and Ross smile, look at each other, and then stop smiling.). Rachel: Oh thank you. Phoebe: "Convince her that you're scared of commitment. Quotes By Genres. Monica: Nothing. Y’know after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head! Now, this is a grown-up’s apartment! Although we may be seeing a little too much of some people. 2. Joey: No. Joey: No. Convince her that you're a little coward." Rachel: Maybe it's not what we think. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Rachel: The one about the pilot and his dog who flies planes? And-and Chandler’s tellin’ ya how much he hates marriage?! Richard: "Well, my nose got lonely." Don’t make any rash decisions, okay? Oh. Ross: Oh, thanks. I think his exact words were… (She makes two clicking sounds with her tongue and purrs. He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door. Monica: Mrs. Bing? Richard: Well all right, one thing happened? And I never let myself think about you. Rachel: I’m so happy and not at all jealous. Joey: Wow. (Monica leaves. Aren't you a little old to be wearing a dress like that? Monica: Chandler… In all my life… I never thought I would be so lucky. Amanda: I'm Amanda. Joey: Yeah, I figure if I wear these in my scenes then at least I won't get spit in my eyes. Joey: She’s gone. Joey: I think you did. Director: Hang on. But, if you don't find him and bring him back I am gonna hunt you down and kick your ass! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! Ross: What? Nothing! Of course, his plan is ruined when Richard shows up with his date at the same restaurant. As their families gather ahead of Chandler and Monica's wedding, the groom goes missing. Joey. Warner Bros. TV Suggested by melrose723. Richard: It’s okay! I would kick his ass! Monica: Well, I've only met him once, but I'm guessing plunging? Chandler: Okay. Chandler: It was working until you showed up, you big tree! These are my parents, Judy and Jack Geller. Chandler: But you're still my friend? Monica: Old? Ever since we got engaged I've waited for you to flip out. Rachel: Oh hell, he’s done this three times! Do you ever (pause) think about me in a (pause) non-eye doctor way? Remember that audition I had a while ago and I didn't get the part? Monica: We gotta pick up the wedding dress and then we're going to have lunch with Mom. I just had a conversation with her, and she said that she and Joey made a deal! Richard: So Monica let me ask you a question. You-you want me to be your backup. Whoa! Monica: I just hope that some day you guys find someone like Chandler! Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it? Judy Geller: Jack! Nothing! It started in the season finale episode of Season 4. Monica: Ohhh! If it bothers you I can put my art out. Phoebe: Oh, man. Believe me, nothing about this is fair! Now, what I'm going to say to you, I'm not saying as your friend. Monica: I’m just having one of those days where you realize you’re in a dead-end relationship! Monica: He is the man in the black dress. Monica: Chandler, for so long I…I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. No God, definitely not jealous! Richard: She’s not here and please come in. Ross: Dad, please. ), [Scene: The Hallway, Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall.]. Thanks for wearing ... something. You have to pick one! Rachel: Ahem. Meanwhile Phoebe thinks Monica is pregnant and Chandler overhears her discussing the news with Rachel. Jack Geller: What? Ross: Actually, I'm kind of glad they're leaving because I need to talk to you about something. We'll see you tomorrow at the wedding. Chandler. I know what the list is. My goodness, in fact, I’m the one that’s making him wait! My day is finally here. Okay! Wait a—but-but she just, she said that Joey was her backup. You know what I mean? Monica surprises Chandler after he’s convinced he screwed up their relationship for good. Phoebe: I don’t—Look I don’t know what you’re complaining about now? Monica: Yeah, but that’s pigs not people! Uh, I thought it might be a cool character thing. Chandler: Well what… Y’know what I’m gonna do? Joey: No. Monica: Wait a minute. The little woman. Quotes. Rachel: You're gonna be late. Chandler: So are we friends again? What is this?! ), [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters.]. If you're not careful you may not get married at all this year. That-that he’s against marriage and always will be! Ross: I'm just gonna have to go find him and bring him back. Monica: And you’re cute too. Why didn’t you just tell her it was a plan?! All right, I gotta go unpack. Jack Geller: Of course you could kick his ass, son. I'm sorry. Discover (and save!) Well ,who was in WWI? 97%. Chandler: Listen, if you need to borrow money, it's kind of a bad time. Monica: Chandler, for so long I…I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Rachel: Hey, those are all the things I'm responsible for. Chandler: “You make me happier than I ever thought I could be, and if you let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way.” 10. Monica: (starts for the door) Well there’s some people who do want to marry me. Rachel: Oh, I get it. Ross: No, no. Charles: Nora. Just—Okay—Just wait! Chandler: The young, hot ball and chain. Just when Chandler thinks he's lost Monica for good, the two get engaged on Friends “The One With the Proposal, Part 2” ... Friends Quotes. Discover (and save!) "Tell Monica I'm sorry." Jack Geller: Dr. Ross Geller. My girlfriend is out there thinking things over! Monica and Chandler (also known as Mondler) is the romantic paring between Monica Geller and Chandler Bing. And I tried to forget you, I really did! Nothing! 723. Chandler and Monica have known each other since they were in their late teens. Nora: Chandler. If you do get her, don’t let her go. Monica: You're right. Monica: It's so great to see you both here. Richard: Oh, okay. Maybe someone with, a license to practice medicine. Poor Chandler. Phoebe: Okay, this kind of back talk is not gonna fly when we’re married! You guys are getting married tomorrow, and I couldn't be more thrilled for both of you. Rachel: Phoebe you can’t have both of them! And this is all just been one stupid mistake! Is something wrong? Monica: Uh yeah, I-I actually I thought about you a couple months ago. Monica: Well he is! Rachel: What? Monica: I don't have anything like that, but let me go see if Rachel has anything. Jack Geller: I didn't even have a chance to act as though I'm okay with it. Hey. Monica: Come in! Phoebe: The movie? Ross: Could I have your attention please? Nora: Oh, honey, this is so exciting. Nothing! Rachel: Ohhh, this is the least jealous I’ve ever been! Joey, you keep touching your face. I thought we'd screwed you up so bad this day would never come. Joey: Phoebe! Friends TV Show Quotes Poster - Funny Quotes and Images - Monica, Chandler, Ross, Rachel, Joey, Phoebe - I'll Be There For You FirstandPaper. When Monica ordered food from beneath the … It seems the man can rarely catch a break. Richard: Yeah he’s no good. Joey: I don’t know! Chandler: "I once walked in on both my parents making love to the same guy." Monica: Well, I've only met him once, but I am guessing plunging? Nothing! Rachel: Phoebe! Well, it's because Monica and Chandler can't stop, won't stop making sure that the other person feels as loved as possible. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Ross: Where are you guys going? 3. I mean, this isn’t fair. 24 The One with the Proposal, Part 1 [6.24] 25 The One with the Proposal, Part 2 [6.25] The One After Vegas [6.01] ... Monica: Chandler... in all my life I never thought I'd be so lucky as to fall in love with my best — my best — There's a reason why girls don't do this. Chandler: "If you're not careful, you may not get married at all this year." [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee.]. Phoebe: Go ahead. You wanna come in? Phoebe: Yes. Joey: Richard told Monica he wants to marry her! Monica: I had to go with the odds, Rach. Ross: And, if I remember correctly, Ray-Ban was the official sponsor of WWI. Phoebe: You're lucky. Richard: Uh, no! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! And in stead, I found everything that I’d ever been looking for my whole life. (There’s a knock on the door, he shuts the TV off, and answers it.). Discover (and save!) And in stead, I found everything that I’d ever been looking for my whole life. Of course, his plan is ruined when Richard shows up with his date at the same restaurant. Rachel: Hi. Chandler: Yeah. 2. Okay? He walks into an apartment filled with candles and Monica gets down on one knee to propose, but when she can’t get through it, Chandler gets down on one knee and finishes it off. Chandler: Okay, I hear what you're saying and thanks for the warning. Joey: R-R-Richard said he wants to marry you?! When two main characters hook up it … Monica: Rach, Rach? Monica: “Chandler, for so long I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soulmate. You’re saying, you need to be with someone more mature. Chandler: And I’m cute too. Monica: Really? If you see Chandler, could you just tell him I'm looking for him. (Monica nods yes.) Ross: Mom? Rachel: That's a good question. Okay. (Puts in on the center cushion.) While at a restaurant, Chandler begins his proposal however before he can ask the question Monica's ex-boyfriend Richard (Tom Selleck) walks in and the moment is lost. Ross: Okay. I'm Rachel, a friend of Monica and Chandler's. I mean a pig can have like a hundred sexual partners in a lifetime, and that’s just an ordinary pig not even a pig that’s good at sports! Phoebe: Yep, we shook on it. ), [Scene: Richard’s Apartment, Monica is looking around and notices an African mask hanging on the wall.]. Richard: Well, apparently I’m willing to offer her things that you are not. What are you guys doing here? (Starts running for the bedroom) I’m gonna get the ring! Monica and Chandler spend the first 5 seasons as a strictly platonic relationship; in one of the earlier episodes, Monica makes it clear that she could never date Chandler because he's not her type. Oh, that's right, you always wanted me to. Chandler doesn't want to make Monica suspicious and find out about his plan so he acts as if he was still afraid of commitment. Friends Central is a FANDOM TV Community. 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